25 11 / 2013

Savory Pancetta Sage StuffingIt’s Thanksgiving week!! A couple weeks ago, my fiancé’s work unit had a (very early) Thanksgiving…View Post

Savory Pancetta Sage Stuffing

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28 8 / 2013

A Love of Grub Original: Kale & Barley SquashageIt’s that time of year again! I still sleep with my windows open and live in jersey skirts, but…View Post

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25 6 / 2013

Anthony Bourdain is 57 Today!Today is the birthday of one of my very favorite people I’ll never meet.
To celebrate, here are a…View Post

Anthony Bourdain is 57 Today!

Today is the birthday of one of my very favorite people I’ll never meet.

To celebrate, here are a…

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19 6 / 2013

Rice-a-FlowerDoesn’t that sound lovely? I’m not going to lie, the idea of grinding up some cauliflower and…View Post

Rice-a-Flower

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18 6 / 2013

Onion & Smoked Gouda Quesadillas with Bourbon BBQ SauceHoly smokes, these were delicious! I combined this recipe for Bourbon Barbecue Sauce with this…View Post

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Holy smokes, these were delicious! I combined this recipe for Bourbon Barbecue Sauce with this…

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14 6 / 2013

Cold, Creamy BananasI’m sure that, being the hip, progressive internet readers you are, you’ve already heard about the…View Post

Cold, Creamy Bananas

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13 6 / 2013

Mom’s Classic Chocolate on Chocolate Birthday CakeMy mom recently turned 61. I called her the evening before her pre-birthday gathering and she…View Post

Mom’s Classic Chocolate on Chocolate Birthday Cake

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12 6 / 2013

My mom recently turned 61. I called her the evening before her pre-birthday gathering and she casually mentioned that she would be getting up early the next day to bake herself a cake. This didn’t sit well with me, and despite having perhaps never attempted to bake a birthday cake before, I assigned myself the honor of making hers.

First, I did what I do almost every time I need to bake something sweet: called my big sister and asked to borrow a pan. I don’t know why, in my many years of kitchening, I haven’t bothered to procure 2 matching cake pans or my own mini muffin tin, but I’m certain my sister finds my habit of borrowing hers for months on end before returning them (often by force and totally scratched up) endearing. How could she not?

Once I found a recipe for the most classic of classic chocolate cakes with delectable chocolate frosting (Annie’s, duh) and gathered supplies, it was far too late to embark on cake making, so I got up early the day of the party and this is what ensued:

INGREDIENTS:

For the Cake

  • 1¼ cups (6¼ oz.) all-purpose flour
  • 1 cup (3 oz.) unsweetened cocoa powder, plus more for dusting the pans
  • 2 tsp. instant espresso or coffee powder
  • 1 cup boiling water
  • ½ cup sour cream
  • 2 tsp. vanilla extract
  • 1 c1¾ cups (12¼ oz.) sugar
  • 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 2 large eggs, at room temperature
  • 1 tsp. baking soda
  • ½ tsp. salt

For the Frosting

  • 9.5 oz. bittersweet chocolate, finely chopped
  • 6 oz. cream cheese, at room temperature
  • 6 tbsp. unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 2 cups confectioners’ sugar, sifted
  • 4 tbsp. unsweetened Dutch-process cocoa powder
  • Pinch of salt
  • 2/3 cup plus 1 tbsp. sour cream

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DIRECTIONS:

For the Cake

To make the cake, preheat the oven to 350˚ F.  Butter the edges of 2 9-inch round cake pans and dust with cocoa powder, shaking out the excess.  Line the bottoms of the pans with parchment paper.  In a medium bowl, combine the cocoa powder, espresso powder, and boiling water.  Whisk until smooth; set aside to cool slightly.  When cooled down a bit, whisk in the sour cream and vanilla.  Set aside.  In the bowl of an electric mixer (note: if you have exactly 2 plug ins in your entire kitchen and no stand mixer, be prepared for an epic mess!), beat the butter on medium-high speed until smooth, about 1 minute. Gradually blend in the sugar and whip on medium-high speed until light and fluffy, 2-3 minutes more. Blend in the eggs one at a time. In a medium bowl, combine the flour, baking soda, and salt; whisk to blend. 

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With the mixer on low speed, add the dry ingredients in three additions alternating with the sour cream mixture, beating each addition just until incorporated. Divide the batter evenly between the prepared pans. Bake the cake layers for about 23-27 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean, rotating the pans halfway through to ensure even baking. Transfer the baked cake layers to a wire rack and let cool in the pans at least 30 minutes before inverting onto the rack to cool completely. 

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For the Frosting

To make the frosting, melt the chocolate in a heat-proof bowl set over a pot of simmering water.  Set aside to cool until just barely warm.  In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, beat the cream cheese and butter on medium-high speed until pale and fluffy, about 3-4 minutes.  Gradually mix in the confectioners’ sugar, cocoa powder and salt.  Beat in the melted and cooled chocolate and then the sour cream.  Continue beating until the mixture is smooth and well blended.

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Assembly

To assemble the cake, place one of the cake layers on a cake board or serving platter. Spread an even layer of the frosting over the top of the cake. Top with the second cake layer. Frost the top and sides of the cake using a thin crumb coat first. Place in the freezer for 30 minutes to set. (While the crumb coat sets, you may want to leave the mixer on low speed with the remaining frosting so that the melted chocolate doesn’t set.)

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Once the crumb coat is set, frost the top and sides of the cake again using an offset spatula or spoon for a soft, billowy appearance. (Alternately, you can mask your lack of soft, billowy cake decorating skills with SIXTY ONE candles. Once they bite into it, nobody will care how it looks anyway.) Sing, extinguish flames, slice and serve. 

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11 6 / 2013

I’m not even going to call them homemade Lärabars because this is exactly how I felt about all 2-3 Lärabars I have ever had:

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These are awesomely delicious date bars. Sure, they might have the same basic ingredients as their packaged and mass-produced counterparts, but I prefer the homemade kind. If you love Lärabars, save some money and make them yourself. If you feel “meh” about Lärabars, also try making them yourself. You can google “homemade Lärabars” and a ton of recipes with different flavor combinations will come up, so for now I am just giving you the list of what I put in my food processor to make mine. I am a sucker for anything PB&J, and I am also Paleo-ing, so this is what I do:

Ingredients: 

  • 1 cup fancy Medjool dates, pitted
  • 1/2 cup almond butter*
  • about 2 Tbsp dried cranberries*
  • about 1 Tbsp fine coconut flakes*
  • about 1 Tbsp water 
  • a few drops of coconut oil

Directions:

Toss everything in a food processor and process until it becomes a big, smooth, stuck-together (but not to the processor) mess. Add water as needed. Lay out a big piece of wax paper and smoosh the ball of date stuff onto it.  My method is to fold the paper over the top and flatten it with a pan or cutting board or whatever is lying around (I suppose a rolling pin would work, too), shape it into a rectangle, and cut it into 8 little perfect serving sized bars. You could also form it into little balls and smoosh them into round date cookies. That would be adorable. You don’t have to refrigerate these, but I like to at least chill them for half an hour before eating them. I also like to put mine on these fancy Desert Rose plates I inherited from my grandma, but that’s totally optional. 

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Enjoy! 

* unsweetened, of course! 

06 6 / 2013

Love of Grub is taking the Whole30 challenge and going Paleo for June! Sad as the elimination of delicious cheeses, cured meats, and bread may sound, it doesn’t have to be! I’ve been loving this new way of eating so far.

I even managed to make it work for Happy Hour (ok, wine isn’t technically approved, but everything else is!) 

I also discovered a new favorite late-night snack: red grapes and pistachios! Last night I went crazy and added a few blackberries and these raw, organic kale chips I found that only have pineapple, coconut and sea salt added. Yum!

All this nonsense might go against everything I generally believe in, but I’ve lost 3.6 pounds in the first 3 days, I’m never hungry, and everything I’ve eaten has been wonderful. Cheers to a healthy June!